1. A paper/plasic stick with cotton on both ends of it.
Used to clean wax out of your ear or touch up your makeup.
2. An old person with white hair and white walking shoes.
1. "I hadn't cleaned my ears for 5 days. When I finally did, I could hear better, and SO much wax came out! I had to use 3 Q-tips before it was all out!"
2. "This Q-tip was deaf! I had to repeat myself, like, 30 times!"
Old farts with grey or white hair....
"Get off the road Q Tip!"
"Hurry the fuck up Q Tip my coffees gettin cold!"
The doctor starts to probe lobes, only to find that your bodily hygeine is oh, oh so bad."
You taking a q-tip and shoving into one ear, then the other, as you probe lobes,despite the implicit instructions not to, you find wax so old, it could only be conserved in one of those weird museums on a beach strip."
The annual examination your doctor gives, when he puts a light spectrum to your ear to probe lobes, to check out see what's going on, to you nothing, to him, a lighted slick based adventure."
"This ringing in my ear, has got to stop, I'm glad I have an HMO, my doc can probe lobesand see if I have tinnitus."
"I've been sticking q-tips in my ears for years, but when I do the double probe lobes, all I find is more wax build up, my doctor doesn't seem to get that somehow there's a safer way to get it out of there."
"Ya know, if you probe lobes, you might hear a little better, yo, it's like your deaf or something, man, wassup?
Refering to an elderly person or one with white or grey hair.
"I work with a bunch of Q-tips."
the world's smallest batons with little gold ends
Whoa, those Used Q-Tips are like the world's smallest batons with little gold ends.