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Pyronecrocleptobeastophiliac

Pyro-necro-clepto-beastophiliac

Someone who has an obsession with stealing dead animal carcasses, lighting them on fire, and having sex with them.
My neighbor installed a survailence camera in the alley behind his house because he wondered why he kept finding burnt animal corpses. It Turns out there was a pyronecrocleptobeastophiliac who was having sex with burning dead animals that he stole from the vet back there.
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pyronecrobeastiality 

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a dead animal that is aflame.
"My boyfriend is into pyronecrobeastiality"

Pyronecrobeastyality 

The act of fucking small dead burning woodland creatures.
While Toms friends were asleep, he dug up a dead rabbit, lit it on fire and committed pyronecrobeastyality.
Pyronecrobeastyality by beer_bear August 30, 2006
1. exhibiting a certain sense of awesome or prowess at a game or life in general.
2. the act or state of being pro.
"no one can stand up to my proness; I'm pro as fuck!"
proness by mfkanger June 5, 2009

pyronecrohomochomopheliac 

A person with the obsession of having sex with dead bodies on fire of little children of the same sex.
Dude look at that guy in the grave yard he is totally a pyronecrohomochomopheliac!

pyronecrozoophilia 

The sexual attraction to the flaming corpses of animals.
See that dude over there, Bob? He looks like a normal guy, but he has pyronecrozoophilia.
pyronecrozoophilia by rikmaksen March 16, 2009

pyronecrophilia 

The act of lighting people on fire then fucking the chard corpse.
After I became a Pyronecrophiliac my dick became a giant scab from all the burning corpses I fucked.
pyronecrophilia by Falconpunch001 September 19, 2015