Prollywoke 

A low life meme page

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Prollywoke by Wokes Hater March 25, 2021

Haters on the Payroll 

The phrase simply means that you are doing extremely well and are very successful. Success, fame and fortune will inevitably come with a large amount of haters. This is not a bad thing, without haters there is no one to prove wrong. Understanding that hate is a sign of envy and jealously should be used to motivate you. Just remember, haters gonna hate, that just means you're doing well.

"Yoo dude did you see Dan Bilzerian's snap story!? Looks like he was hunting warthogs out of a chopper down in Texas with like five hot mami's, friggin epic!"

"No, I hate Dan Bilzerian. His company is gonna fail and he'll be a broke ass cat like me."

Dan Bilzerian has haters on the payroll and they are working for free.

Haters on the Payroll by DannyDimes December 18, 2020

payroll prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

payroll prostitute by Lorin B. October 15, 2008

Pirolli Disease 

When one does not feel the need to shower and likes the sensation of being dirty, regardless of whether or not it causes discomfort to others.

Omg! Has she even showered this month? She must have Pirolli Disease.

Pirolli Disease by maroonpotato December 21, 2016

Prolly 

A shortened way of saying probably.

Friend 1: Hey Isaiah, you want to shoot some hoops?

Friend 2: Prolly

Prolly by J.J.Clark October 5, 2021

Prollygon 

1. A group of people whose thoughts and opinions are not based on reality or substance, similar to Irregular Polygon shapes that are void of logic or direction.

2. A group of people that base their opposition to a subject strictly on the source instead of on the substance.

3. A thought process that resembles a trapezium (trapezoid) in that the sides of a trapezium (the thoughts that define a specific idea) never flow in a controlled logical pattern.

Why don't they see that they can't spend their way out of debt?

I dunno, dude. It's basic math. When you spend more money than you make, you have no chance to get out of debt.

Yeah, those Prollygons are going to ruin our national financial security for decades to come.

Prollygon by Rekd May 3, 2009

Prolly 

This is a colloquial version of the word "probably", in common usage in the upper Midwest, especially those areas of Wisconsin whose populations were drawn from German-speaking immigrants like Milwaukee and Madison. Definitely predates Internet.

I'm prolly gonna get some cheese fries with that.

Prolly by Thoringerveer July 20, 2016