Pyrochris (n.) - An obvious lie.
Pyrochris (adj.) - One who practically lives in a dream world; one who blatantly lies about his status, possessions, and connections to brag and inflate his ego.
Pyrochris (v.) - To threaten to rat on someone after they expose you for being a pyrochris.
LOL, I'm sure you're friends with that guy in the video. He lives 3,000 miles away and is 30 years older. That's the biggest pyrochris I ever heard.
What? You're gonna report me to the cops cause I pointed out your lie? What a faggot.
If you find yourself saying the above sentences with one person in mind, chances are he/she is a pyrochris.