a delusional fan of an eastern NC university, that thinks they should be in the SEC because of their inferior sports teams. You see this most during the football season. They have trouble beating universities and colleges from the piedmont of NC as well.
Pyrit: Man... we should be in the SEC
Realistic fan: dude we suck, lets go rock out on an amish rocking chair
Pyrit: Did you remember to freeze the turds?
Realistic fan: Yep all set, lets start rockin!