Person A: Did you see that level 43 guy get owned by that level 2 noob in Halo last night?
Person B: Yeah, talk about an e-penectomy.
Me: Fuck Halo, and fuck you for talking about it every 3 seconds.
a person who loves the penis, i mean if he could have one, he would. Also loves john mayer and likes girls/boys. Uses jergens hand lotion for masturbation and loves POLE VAULT. The big pole and the thought of it going up his ass gives him a hard on.