Pyjama Syndrome 

An a state of mind that begins from the moment you wake up, which is associated with laziness and procrastination but is really an unforgiving, endless cycle from which you will never escape.

This state of mind is activated from the moment you wake up and spend your day in your pyjamas, which you'll soon realize, is controlling your mind, and you won't be able to do anything about it.

I wake up in pyjamas and have a lazy pyjama morning, this lazy pyjama morning later turns into a lazy pyjama afternoon, which turns into a lazy pyjama evening, and the cycle endlessly repeats. - Pyjama Syndrome

Pyjama Syndrome by Chiboa May 27, 2014

Pyjama Dick 

The regrettable self-consciousness that arises after noticing that your pyjama bottoms are not obfuscating the penis.

1. Larry David extols the virtue of thick pyjama bottoms that obfuscate the penis and thus avoid a withering case of pyjama dick. Curb Your Enthusiasm season 9 episode 2 'The Pickle Gambit'.
2. These modern day fashionistas with their elastic-stretchy pant are giving themselves withering cases of outdoor pyjama dick, someone, dear god, call the fashion police.

Pyjama Dick by PyjamadicknotPajamadick June 26, 2021

Pyjama Walk 

Verb. A pyjama walk is when one takes a walk of the local area in one's pyjamas; usually in the early hours of the morning, after a party with friends or if one cannot sleep.
Pyjama walks are often cold and wet, and can be undertaken with a small group of friends.

Guy: I can't sleep. I think I'll take a Pyjama Walk.

Party Guest 1: I'm bored, and it's like 5AM...
Party Guest 2: It's light out, let's go for a Pyjama Walk!

Pyjama Walk by papplemanger November 1, 2009

Pyjama Diplomacy 

A theoretical method of international diplomacy whereby the wearing of pyjamas by all parties during talks helps to avoid disagreements or even wars.

Leaders managed to avoid the war through the use of pyjama diplomacy at the peace talks.

Pyjama Diplomacy by jimbocar February 6, 2012

Pyjama Turtle 

Someone who uses protection after they already have protection because they are a paranoid pillock.

"So did you do it?"
"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"

"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"

Pyjama Turtle by Pyjama Turtle November 18, 2011

Pyjama Punk 

When you love your local punk rock community, but from the comfort of your cosy warm bedroom. Pyjama punks prefer cups of tea to beer, social media to protests and sleepovers to gigs.

I just found a new jacket at the second hand shop, so I've bought some studs and I'm getting a bunch of pyjama punks around for a crafternoon this weekend.

Pyjama Punk by furstyferret July 19, 2017

Pyjama Shark

Whether consciously aware of it or not, the pyjama shark is a metaphor or euphemism for an errant erect penis, escaping the unbuttoned cave of non-fastened pyjama crotches.
ALT: Of a person; someone who cruises hospital wards for sex.

1: ...and his pyjama shark was leaning out to see....
2: “That guy’ with the chocolates and flowers is a disgusting pyjama shark...”

Pyjama Shark by v1ct0rth3cl34n3r December 11, 2017