dildo peddler 

A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.

Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.

Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!

dildo peddler by stanky wanky March 7, 2017

dirtbag paddler 

(noun) Paddler, of any level, who loves the River and the river lifestyle.

Goes rafting, kayaking, canoeing, SUP, whatever! Swims like a fish, and loves rain as much as sun. May be broke in the pocket, but rich and giving in the soul. Speaks the universal language, that of the River, in any of the tongues of the Dirtbag Paddler World - which is all of them. Survives on whatever it takes to get that next WALLACE fix. Would throw a rope to anyone! If your car smells like your gear, or better yet if you HAVE no car, you're a dirtbag.

One Love, One River! -Dirtbag Paddler
In my opinion, being a dirtbag paddler is a much nobler pursuit than merely trading my hours for a handful of dimes.

dirtbag paddler by FartyTheShark January 31, 2016

smut peddler 

one who gives porn to people

larry flynt is a smut peddler!

smut peddler by daughters February 7, 2005

peddler

Someone who is involved in the distribution/trade cycle of illegal merchandise and goods.

"CJ is the neighborhood peddler, he can get you anything you want; knifes, guns, porn, whatever."

peddler by local peddler July 21, 2006

Dope Peddler 

DOPE :- cocaine/crack/heroin.
PEDDLER :- pusher, supplier & seller.
Brings, sells and hands over goods (drugs).

A Drug Dealer
Someone who sells cocaine/crack/dope or just generally drugs.

THE OLD DOPE PEDDLER - TOM LEHRER

"When the shades of night are falling,
Comes a fellow ev'ryone knows,
It's the old dope peddler,
Spreading joy wherever he goes.
Ev'ry evening you will find him,
Around our neighborhood.
It's the old dope peddler
Doing well by doing good.

He gives the kids free samples,
Because he knows full well
That today's young innocent faces
Will be tomorrow's clientele.
Here's a cure for all your troubles,
Here's an end to all distress.
It's the old dope peddler
With his powdered ha-happiness."

Dope Peddler by HigherStateOfMind July 29, 2014

Dissent Peddler 

The lowest rung on the internet ladder, a Dissent Peddler is someone who plants seeds of destruction among existing internet communities because they stand to benefit from undermining existing leadership hierarchies. They will lie, cheat, manipulate and skew data and make false proclamations that "sound plausible" as best they are able in an effort to put themselves in power. These people are not to be trusted and often work together in small cells, like terrorists, to accomplish their agenda.

Eric and Barbie were the dissent peddlers of the overthrow operation on that forum. They knew by undermining the leaders with lies, they stood to benefit tremendously.

Dissent Peddler by TACOSCANYoN July 17, 2016

Donkey Peddler 

An Irish man who makes fun of people on the Internet starting irrelevant arguments about world war two and then jumps on his donkey and peddles it to safety.

Stu is a donkey peddler

Donkey Peddler by Tortorific October 24, 2014