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psychosematic 

A Jewish person involved with the mental health field.
Dr. Goldstein is psychosematic.
psychosematic by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020

Para-Sudoku-Psychosis

An abnormal, trance like state of mind generally attained after prolonged periods of staring at a Suduko that has reached a point
where you are completely unable to prove another number if your life depended on it.
Bob: Hi Sally, I was just wondering if everything was ok? I saw you from accross the cafe and, well to be honest you've been sitting there for
over and hour and you haven't moved a muscle.

Sally: Huh? Bob! oh Bob! Thanks Bob, I must have had a bad case of Para-Sudoku-Psychosis. I get like that sometimes when I get stuck
on a difficult Sudoku.

psychostitute

a psychology professional who will do, or say, anything for money.
"Dr. Phil" McGraw has psychics on his show who pretend they can help you grieve by communicating with your dead loved ones. That dude is a total psychostitute.
psychostitute by Sheldon W. Helms January 18, 2012

facebook psychosis 

1. A condition marked by the use of facebook to the point that it startes interfering with day-to-day functioning. Alongside this may occur a "break with reality" regarding what is real and what isn't on facebook.

2. Lacking judgment regarding how shitty your content is before posting it, but posting it anyway.

3. Using facebook to the point of experiencing delusions of people giving a shit about your life. Up to and including having hallucinations of people giving a shit about your posts and opinions.
Patient is clearly exhibiting symptoms of a bout of facebook psychosis. A heavy dose of no likes and zero attention for a week should set them straight.

winter psychosis 

Affects populations from the northern hemisphere such as Canadians during winter, unusual behaviour that fucks up their outlook and thinking. Even the most normal people become psychos and unpredictable. One wonders why they are behaving like flakes all the way around.
Eg: Most average Canadians go into winter psychosis after Christmas time until the month of May.
Eg: If you are experiencing strange behavioural changes with relatives, co-workers or at school, chances are these people are being affected adversely by this condition.
winter psychosis by hatewinter March 19, 2014

Psychosphere 

The localised zeitgeist, the culminating "mood" of a room or area based on the amalgamation of the indivdual psyches of it's inhabitants, usually with negative connotations, but not exclusively.
""The psychosphere in the room was thick with dread and loathing."

"It wasn't so much the architecture of Derry that made it unsettling, it was something in the psychosphere."
Psychosphere by Mestopheles November 15, 2017