However; man trips. He falls down flight of stairs. He breaks his arm, which just happens to be the arm he writes with, and does the nasty with, and he has to live with this disability for months. For this period of months, this man is riding the pwntrain.
Note: pwntrain is frequently thought to be pronounced "Pown-train," when, in actuality, it is pronounced, "Poon-train."
"Welcome to Hillcrest Juvenile Hall. You are all on the pwntrain."
"Hello. Welcome to the BSU. We were all born of an unfortunate tone, and because of that we ride the pwntrain. Oh, do we ride."