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The utterance or transcribing of this word is the sure sign of an internet loser. For concerned parties, also look for pwned and pwnage. Basically started as leetards making typos in their own stupid language, and now passes for humor amongst zit-faced boys or 40 year old men trying to fit in with zit-faced boys.
My name is Fata1ity! I will pwn you!
by Half February 12, 2005
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a typo of own meaning to dominate, especially in a sense of video game competition and insane poodle combat.
"Ha ha! I pwn j00, n00bxorz!"
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"Dude! Did you see that 1337 poodle? It totally pwns!"
by auddehmo0 December 21, 2003
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to beat someone on a video game. Usually used online.
I PWN n00bs at C&C GENERALS ZERO HOUR. I really do.
by <<NiG>>Noodles March 31, 2005
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A term used by lame Halo players when they beat an opponent really badly.

See also: teabag

Although it's origins are disputed, it is thought to have originated when someone mistakenly typed "pwn" instead of "own" when playing an online game.
Lame Halo Player 1: Dude, you just killed me.

Lame Halo Player 2: Hahaha, I totally pwned your a**! (proceeds to teabag Lame Halo Player 1)
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"Oh my god, did you see that guy get stabbed in the chest by the unicorn's horn? he got pwned!"
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Pwns is a "l33t" word used for "Owns" which is used to mean someone is better than someone else, I. E. "He Owns(Pws) You." It's a stupid an annoying term that fits into the whole "1337" category used by stupid gamers who think they're cool.
d00d th4t g4me t0tally PWNS
by Adaon July 29, 2003
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A variation of the verb own, which means to dominate. It is used more on the Internet than in actual oral conversation.
He pwned me after I lost to him in a videogame.
by Ainolketta February 18, 2005
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