To twerk, but with your penis.
Proper pwerking posture prevents poor performance:
- stand upright and triumphantly, because you a goddamn stallion
- hands on hips like you’re doing step 3 of the Timewarp
- wide stance for maximum effect
- back arched like you’re being blown by a goddess
-lock eyes with the witness to your
freaky ways
Then... PWERK LIKE THE WIND! SHAKE THAT
THANG
1) “Hey
man, how are you staying in shape during the pandemic?”
“I pwerk at least 3 minutes a
day to the
beat of ‘Work Bitch’ by Britney.”
2) Any day is a good day for pwerking, if it is in thine nature -Marcus Aurelius-