Pwank 

This definition is the true definition and the others are misinformed.

Pwank, pwanking, pwanker, pwanked, pwanks.

To pwank or pwanking consists of masterbation whilst having a poo. The ultimate release. Both the prostate and the penis are stimulated simultaneously so that ejaculation is highly likely. This act lasts a matter of a few minutes, any longer than 10 minutes and it tends to arouse suspicion amongst your peers.

The origin of this term is unknown, but can be seen in popular literature as early as 1998.

John was in the bathroom pwanking for so long that I had to slash in the garden.

I couldn't pwank at someone else's house- it's just not right.

Your girlfriend loved watching me pwank- she's nasty mate

Pwank by Stants June 2, 2010

Pwark Jisung 

The most cutest person in the whole world. :))))

Pwark jisung is my bias.

Pwark Jisung by anonymous October 28, 2020

Palkash 

A person that is down to earth. They try hard to exceed their goals and never give up. They spend their times outdoors or helping out around town, even at home.

A person that is Palkash often tends to be independent. They are friendly but shy. They'd rather avoid human drama and enjoy the things life has to offer. They believe life is short and no moments of it should be wasted.

Wow! That person is very Palkash.

Today I plan to be more Palkash than just sitting around eating chips and playing Nintendo.

I feel i've wasted my life on social drama, I need to become more Palkash. That way I will finally figure out who I truly am and avoid the drama that goes around.

Palkash by emma0726 April 13, 2009

Pwanki 

A derogoratory phrase to describe an asian based individual who also happens to be a wanker.

'That fucking filthy Pwanki bumped into me and didn't even apologise'

Pwanki by Clinterous May 24, 2007

Palkia

The legendary pokemon on the cover of Pokemon Pearl. It is found at the Spear Pillar and is only avaliable in the pearl version of Pokemon. It has the ability to distort space. It is described as a deity in Sinnoh-region mythology.

Palkia met at level 47

Palkia by CalebX July 16, 2007

Palkotacular 

adjective. Palkotacular- a word commonly used to describe something cool or in style. Often used in conversations in between fellow teenagers.

Jim- "Hey Justin, I just got a new lime green Mustang GT."
Justin-"Is it Palkotacular?"
Jim- "You bet your sweet ass."

Palkotacular by Jpalko June 30, 2009

phalker 

a phone stalker, someone who continues to call despite the fact you are obviously ignoring them

Jill: I saw your mom on the caller ID again.
Sarah: Yeah I know, she's become a real phalker.

phalker by K. McCauley January 6, 2009