Trump Poop Putzes 

The vile attackers who invaded the U.S. Capital on 01-06-2021, deficated then smeared the feces.

Trump Poop Putzes have literally added to the "stain" his legacy is leaving on U. S. history! Some of them deficated in a bathroom and smeared the excrement around the walls and floors of the building.

Trump Poop Putzes by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

putzenfagel 

someone who just doesnt get anything

ok right click your mouse, no the other button you putzenfagel

putzenfagel by Doctor Moor October 23, 2008

Putzen 

A half-assed individual who decides they're bigger than everyone else in the world. A true tool who will do what it takes to look like a 'King amongst the trees' under any circumstance. Will attempt to take on a battleship, unarmed and shirtless, if he sees one.

Come on Frank! Quit talking to this Putzen, we got more important things to do.

Putzen by Will Smosby June 22, 2011

putzed 

literay "to have dicked arround"
when you have time and nothing specific to accomplish, you occupy yourself with what is at hand. kind of like going to urbandictionary.com and adding your own definitions eg. ninja route
see putz and adhd

mother: "Son, you have been out side for nearly an hour, why is the lawn not mowed? what have you done with all that time?"
son: "aw shizzle ma, i done putzed for how long now?"

putzed by halluciphile July 8, 2004

Scott Putesky 

Scott Putesky Aka Daisy berkowitz is former guitar player of Marilyn Manson from 1989-1996. He and Manson started the band Marilyn Manson and the spooky kids back in 1989. Long story short, they were not getting along and he either quit or was fired. Nobody really knows for sure though.

Person 1: "so out of all of Manson's guitar players, who's your favorite?"

Person 2: "Scott Putesky, you know, Daisy Berkowitz?"

Person 1: "Cool, mine's John 5."

Person 2: ...bitch.

Scott Putesky by StephenArmidillo January 18, 2012

Phil Putzer 

A person overflowing with good looks, charm, and pure awesomeness

Ted Mosby "Wow Barney Stinson is such a Phil Putzer!"

Phil Putzer by smilemegee February 5, 2010

putes 

Putes are small fairies that live above everyone's kneecaps. They are very small and unnoticeable but are often exchanged in any knee to knee contact. Not very much is known about them or the activities they are involved in but what is known is that any persons describing them must do so in a rather creepy dialect.

Your putes have a very nice appeal today.

putes by CMore68058 March 29, 2010