red hair step child with an obesicity problem who although he likes you, will not hesitate to blast you in the face.
"Jesus putter calm down dont blast me, WERE FRIENDS"
"MMMMMMM PUTTER HUNGRY"
n. A loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, municipal golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the UK. The word 'putter' in this sense has origins in 'punter' and of course an old putter will 'putt around' - invariably getting in everone's way in the process.
Putters usually follow a traditional dress: Cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. They are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working class origins, they will vote Conservative.
Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.
A putter is what your dick is when it's only half erect (as in, "not the full wood")
I tried to fuck her but couldn't cos I only had a putter...
(n.) and (v.)a rather viscous sample of fecal matter, in close resemblance to butter. Also used to "soften" the meaning of "shit"
"the dog left behind a perfectly formed putter in the yard next door"
"She puttered right then and there; man-o-man was she embarassed"
What you call a kitty-cat if you dont know what its name is.
did you see the putters run across the road!
A nickname you give chubby red haired kids when you're too drunk to think of anything better.
"Whoa Putter! Stop swinging at me like that!"
Used with the door wedge it can either be used to 'putt' the door wedge into the anus. Alternatively it can be used tomix shit (which you have placed) in the vagina and then can be used a dildo by the girl to not only push the shit further in, but to also pleasure herself.
Ben: So, what you do last night.
Louis: I putter and then door wedged my GF last night.
Ben: that sounds shitty for her...
A Putter is a substance used to ward off the infamous "land trolls". It is comprised of butter and pepper. To make this substance you would put lots of pepper in some butter and mix it well; then grab a chunk and roll it into a ball. Then freeze it until it is rock hard. Then if a land troll comes along all you have to do is throw it at them and they will flee endlessly.
1. I had an encounter with a land troll, good thing I through some putter at it.