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In Kazakhstan we say is when you squeeze a bad smell from the hole is to do a putt.
If you like I do a big putt. Put your hand close. It is coming. Wait, wait, it is coming.
by Borat Sagdiyev October 01, 2006
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a man with a extremelly small penis.
Chase, you have a putts.
by samantha09 July 27, 2006
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short for "shmutts'
stupid putts
by Jimbo May 21, 2004
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That gymnast totally has putts! look at her putt sack!
by RickyRickyRicky August 21, 2008
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Another name for fart ; used to describe a fart
Wow! That was a big ol' putt!
by Emmaann January 13, 2016
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The abrieviation of the Maori word (Native New Zealander) "Paru" meaning "dirty" or "unatractive" The word came about in the mid 18th century when the chief of Nga Puhi "Hone Heke" told the King of England that the fact they were trying to invade Aoteroa was "SOOoo Putts!"
"Stu bro you are soooo putts"

Nick "Hey Ralph"
Ralph "Yea buddy"
Nick "Your so putts!"
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a montana term for a beaner/stoner who is addicted to drugs and men
Marlin the putts smoked a bowl with pookas.
by neil June 23, 2004
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