|267.||Elbows and Knuckles|
its a game where you put your fist down on a table, and someone else slams there knukles down onto your elbow. then the person your playing, puts there fist down on the table and you then slam your knukles into there elbow. the first one to give up loses
lets play Elbows and Knuckles
|268.||Lar li Lar|
A phrase that on one hand has no meaning, but on the other hand means everything. It is often employed to express a feeling of pure joy, gayness, glee, or pride. It can also be used in awkward situations to break the ice, in helpless situation to raise morale, or simply when one is acting the fool.
The correct intonation when pronouncing this phrase, expressed in musical terms, is equivalent to that of a descending note sequence of "La So Fa" on the same octave. Particular emphasis should be placed on the first and third syllables, in which the third syllable is commonly extended. The "r" sound at the end of each "la" must be pronounced as clearly as possible in order to produce a cacophonous sound that either puts people off, or makes them believe you're an idiot.
In extreme cases where one is too excited to produce the complete phrase, exclaiming "Ah Lur, Ah Lur" is also acceptable and bears similar meanings.
A: "Hey how did the Halo match go?"
B: "Lar li Lar~"
A: "What the...."
A: (Out of nowhere) LAR LI LAR~
A: OMG I GOT THE ACHIEVEMENT!!
B: LAR LI LARRRRRR!!!!!~~~~
C: AH LURR! AH LURRR!!!!~~~
A: (Whispers) lar li lar
B: (Whispers back) lar li lar
A test, usually quite random, to determine how lucky you will be that day. Your luck is determined by how unlikely the thing you predict to occur in the next time period, event, etc. is. The term comes from the first, and most common test, which is dropping a piece of buttered toast on a tabletop. If it lands butter side down, bad luck day. Butter side up is a good day. On it's side means that you should go buy a lottery ticket asap.
It's closely related to the spoon test which is when one puts a spoon under their pillow and then prays for a certain kind of weather the next day. The difference is that no "luck" is achieved by the spoon test, just a certain outcome.
Ancient, archaic forms of this test include plucking daisy petals and saying "he loves me, he loves me not", and breaking wishbones
I predict that 3 birds will land on this windowsill in the next 4 minutes.
My bagel landed cream cheese side up!
-Dude, lucky toast test!
When a large breasted woman lies above you, puts her chest in your face, parts her breasts then yells "Boobily Boobily" as she lets go of her breasts and they slap against both sides of your face.
First described by the monologist Spalding Gray in the film "Swimming to Cambodia"
And then after she finished me off, she surprised me with a Boobily Boobily.
Jass Bats is a famous teenage Russian scene queen who has mostly got famous for her blue hair and flawless look. Her real name is Dasha and she claims to be the person who invented blue hair.
Even though Jass Bats might seem nice, there have been a lot of times when people would say a slightly negative comment about her, or question if her hair is photoshopped,- these people got a bitchy comment back and got blocked instantly.
Jass says that she is naturally very skinny, her hair color is real and the tattoos she has are real too. But the truth is said by the people who actually known her in real life and they say that she doesn't even look close in real life to how she looks in pictures. The tattoo she has on her arm is fake, the hair color is way less bright and she puts tons of photoshop on her pictures before uploading them online.
There are a lot of pictures where you can easily notice the obvious photoshop on the pictures.
She pretty much got famous because she was one of the first most bright scene girls from russia but now she is loosing her popularity and gaining aa lot of haters for lying and being overconfident.
xxx: Oh, it's Jass Bats' picture! That girl is so sweet!
yyy: Yeah. Except I got a shitload of swears from her for asking if she uses photoshop on her pictures.
A "Republican Kamikaze" is a person that thinks Humans have (ZERO) impact on the Earth, and that even if Humans did damage something; God would wave his magic hands and fix our mistakes. So people with this mindset have no limitations on doing things that may have a Negative impact on Everyone/Everything else (Over-Breeding, Over-Consuming, Over-Polluting, Wars, Segregation, Religious-Fanatics, Ect). The term "Kamikaze" is taken from the Kamikaze Japanese Fighter-Pilots that would purposely crash their plans into American/Allied Navel vessels during World War II. The Pilots would do this in the hopes that their actions would create massive Death & Destruction to enemy forces; even though the Pilots would also die in the process. The term "Republican" is used, because the core of Republican ideals is based on being Conservative (AKA Ignorant), and being Conservative literally means "Opposed To Change Or Innovation). This Ignorance combined with their warped Religious views; creates an attitude wherein a person doesn't see a potential (FUTURE) consequence, from their (CURRENT) shortsighted actions. But technically not all Republican's have this way of viewing the world;. So a Republican Kamikaze is more of a Stereotype term that can be applied to (ANYONE) with this way of thinking.
(MAN 1) My Wife And I Are Thinking About Having A Child. (MAN 2) Really? That's good. Is this your first child? (MAN 1) No, I have 10 kids already. (MAN 2) What? If You Already Have 10 Kids, Then Why Do You Want More? (MAN 1) Well, I Have Always Wanted 20 Kids. (MAN 2) Why Though? The World Doesn't Even Have Enough Resources For The Population That Already Exists Right Now. So Every Additional Child You Have Puts Your Other Children's futures in jeopardy. (MAN 1) Yeah Right! God Says In the Bible To Keep Creating More Humans; So He Will Always Take Care Of Us. (MAN 2) Dude; What If The Bible Is Wrong? The Universe Is Giant And We May Have Been Forgotten About A Lot Time Ago. We May Be The Kids Left Alone In The Candy Store; With No Parents To Come Rescue Us If We Eat Too Much Candy. (MAN 1) Your Crazy! Humans Don't Have That Much Of An Impact! And If We Need More Resources; We Can Just Take Them From Another County! (MAN 2) No, You Are The Crazy One! Your A Republican Kamikaze Who's Ignorant Views Could Cause Everything On Earth To Die! (MAN 1) Well I Have The Right To Do What I Want, And You Can't Stop Me! People Have Something Called "Rights"; As Long As They Aren't Gay, Female, Ethnic, Poor, Non-Religious Or Anything Else That Is different. (MAN 2) Were Doomed......more...
Awesome girl! There is no one else in the world like her. She has a great personality. Hard worker. Good mother and wife. Puts her family first. It is hard to get this one to loose her cool but when pushed far enough, knows how to take care of herself. Very easy to get along with. A true friend who will be there for you till the end.
Hessie is the coolest!