A nice guy with gigantic equipment. He tends to be a genious in everything he puts his mind to. An usual cool tough guy who wears a cool leather jacket.
When you are succesfull in something you are a 'giel'.
Yesterday I won the first price in the contest, I'm a Giel!!
|79.||Hip Hop Music|
Hip hop music, also referred to as rap or rap music, is a style of popular music which came into existence in the United States during the mid-1970s, and became a large part of modern pop culture during the 1980s. It consists of two main components: rapping (MCing) and DJing (audio mixing and scratching). Along with hip hop dance (notably breakdancing) and urban inspired art, or notably graffiti, these compose the four elements of hip hop, a cultural movement that was initiated by inner-city youth, mostly African Americans in New York City, in the early 1970s.more...
Typically, hip hop music consists of intensely rhythmic lyrical form making abundant use of techniques like assonance, alliteration, and rhyme. The rapper is accompanied by an instrumental track, usually referred to as a "beat", performed by a DJ, created by a producer, or one or more instrumentalists. This beat is often created using a sample of the percussion break of another song, usually a funk or soul recording. In addition to the beat other sounds are often sampled, synthesized, or performed. Sometimes a track can be instrumental, as a showcase of the skills of the DJ or producer.
Hip hop began in The Bronx, located in New York City, when DJs began isolating the percussion break from funk and disco songs. The early role of the MC was to introduce the DJ and the music and to keep the audience excited. MCs began by speaking between songs, giving exhortations to dance, greetings to audience members, jokes an...
Craptastic is a cross between crappy and fantastic. Craptastic can be used to describe an event so crappy on a large scale, that you just sit back and watch it in all its crappy glory. For instance, your buddy puts his car in the ditch the first day he has it.
Eric: Dude, can you give me a hand?
Corey: With what?
Eric: I kinda put my car in a ditch...
Corey: Where are you at, I'll be there in a few minutes...
--->5 minutes later
Corey: Dude... this is definately a craptastic moment for ya.. Especially cuz I dont have a tow rope!
A propollsion device which expells an actual penis from the circular, hollow interior. Ammunition is, in fact actual penis's, however they are grown in the ground instead of being dismembered from male humanoids. The first documented record of its use was by the Greek historian Plato, who described how an outnumbered Arabian tribe was able to defeat a Greek phalanx of approximately 250 men, by using primitive forms of what is now known as the Penis Launcher. Penis's are occasionally set ablaze before being fired in order to potentially cause more damage to the unfortunate victim(s).
Greg: Hey, whats the deal with Danny? I heard he's been in the hospital for a week or so now.
Franky: The kid got effin' Penis Launched right in his eye. He was on the subway and some guy just goes bananas and pulls out this home-made Penis Launcher with automatic fire and just unloads. Put 12 people in the hospital. Danny's been slipping in and out of consciousness for a few days now, but the doctors say he should be straight in like a month or so.
Greg: Damn, I never thought this shit could happen to someone I knew personally. You hear about this shit happening all the time on the news, but you never think it's something you will ever have to deal with. Really puts things into perspective, doesn't it....
An alternate name to the fast growing dice game "Craps" which involves betting money head to head against your friends. This name came about through speech impediments of certain players and was more widely adapted than the original, to give the game more of its own individuality from the actual casino game.
The game of carps is simple. Each participant puts down a dollar or more to wager. The player in control rolls two dice. If on the first try the sum of the dice is 2, 3, or 12, the roller automatically loses and the challenger gains his money. If a 7 or 11 is rolled on the first roll only, the roller wins the challengers money automatically. If any other number is rolled, that number becomes the "Point". The roller must then continue rolling the dice until he or she rolls the "Point" number or a 7. If he or she rolls a point number, the roller takes the challengers money. If he or she rolls a 7, the challenger takes the rollers money and then gains control of the dice. Other people are also allowed to bet eachother on who they think will win.
Jimmy: Who wants to play carps?
Monica: Carps?!? I'm in. *Slaps down a single*
Tony: I'm putting a dollar on Monica.
Jimmy: Alright, I'll cover you both!*rolls dice*
Simply the coolest investigator in Miami, Horatio Caine is more than a man, he is a way of life with five basic rules:
1. Stand with Hands on hips
2. Place sunglasses on for dramatic effect, then remove them, and repeat (applicable inside as well as out)
3. Never fully address people by looking them in the eye, you're too cool for that.
4. Have a dramatic pause in your speech.
5. Shoot first/45 Degree turn/walk out of camera frame.
This is taken from the fact that in every episode of CSI MIAMI, Horatio will do most of these things, and is a badass at being cool. It all works by combining the first four in the first few minutes of CSI MIAMI, in which Horatio will give a witty one-liner about a dead body. Afterwhich abruptly comes in the WHO "We don't get fooled again"'s scream of YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HORATIO CAINE: "You don't spend a thousand dollars on clothes... that you're never gonna wear..."more...
FRANK: "What are you going to do?"
HORATIO "I... am going to get to the truth."
YELINA: "this time it was in a public place."
HORATIO: "So they brought the war to us and we..."
Horatio turns 45 degrees.
HORATIO: "Are gonna take it to them."
FRANK: "It means we got a drive by."
Horatio puts sunglasses on
HORATIO: "Drive by... Miami Style."
FRANK: "The Jury only had one week before deliberations"
HORATIO: "No need now... the verdict is in."
FRANK: "They call it speed dating. Only cause our victim had 15 dates."
HORATIO: "You know what they say Frank... Speed kills."
ALEX: "You don't fall three storeys get up and run away."
Horatio puts sunglasses on.
HORATIO: "You do... (looks up) If you've got something to hide."
COLEMAN: "I don't remember anything."
HORATIO: "Okay, listen um... I don't want you to worry about it Mr. Coleman... because I..."
Horatio puts sunglasses on.
HORATIO: "I'll be you're memory."
FRANK: "Friends say she came to drink mojitas and catch some sun."
HORATIO: "Well it looks like..."
Horatio puts sunglasses on.
HORATIO: "something... caught her."
HORATIO: "So we had a...
first of im a mosher and most of my friends are moshers i have loads of friends that are chavs but no offence to them the mojoraty of chavs are dipshits most of them dont even know what the word mosher means and moshers dont slit ther wrists thats call emo and i dont were make-up THATS, called being a goth tho not all goths do i have never ever herard a mosher say somthing like "aw you listening to somthing heavvvy? awww man im heavy" no in reality we dont say bull shit like that and yes most moshers hate chavs to bit realy i hate most of them to this is what its like:-
Mosher talking to mates: yeah so thats what you do
chav (dipshit) : yeah you think your fucking well ard well y not right?
mosher: *sigh* firts of all shut the fuck up second of all...
chav throws a punch hit mosher mosher recovers grabs chav by neck puts him on the wall and beats the crap of him now the chav is on floor crying mosher carrys on talking
Mosher:anyway were were we oh yeah so thats what you have to do
CHAVS ARE DIPSHITS