look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
2.
An annoying kid usually found in the back of an English class. He exists primarily to "attempt" to make friends and give EVERYONE he sees gum. This may not always be the case, but most Putnam's are so. Putnam's usually wear expensive clothing and can usually found browsing Hollister, or American Eagle for the newest "trend" for them to set, yet no one really even likes it on him, because yes, he is a Putnam. Putnam's preferably have EXCRUCIATINGLY high pitched voices that can't be heard by the human ear. A translator is usually summoned when a Putnam is talking to the surrounding classmates. Therefore being a Putnam is NOT a desirable trait, and is commonly avoided.
Man that guy back there seems a bit like a Putnam...What is he even SAYING?!?!
by SoItSeems January 30, 2009
 
1.
you might think hes just the weird ass smiley face on facebook, but hes actually taking over the world, and is probably going to kick your ass... with the robots, dont fall asleep tonight
hahaha omg i never even knew about this little putnam thing! thats hilarious

no its not, if you honestly think that sad excuse for a smiley face is funny, then i would consider going to the loopy house, or shutting up + dying

omg... i never realized-

nobody ever does....
by P.J. Higgins II March 02, 2009
 
3.
One of the best dubstep//liquid drum n' bass DJs on the UK scene.

Any guy that gets hugely dark on all drugs.

A cunt.
Yo bled, you see Putnam last night ye? He was fucked!

Nah man, he's a cunt.

Ye, but sik tho.

ENNET.
by Wobblemytiittes March 31, 2011
 
4.
An assface or clown.
Dude why'd you bang my girlfriend you fuck. You're such a putnam.
by George Winston October 16, 2007
 
5.
The female version of a grundel
She rested her hand on my grundel as I poked her putnam
by taint, grundel September 01, 2008