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Putinstan 

Like all states with the suffix "-stan," such as Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan, all of them are known as top-notch states, and definitely mighty Putinstan makes no exception.

Vladimir Putin has created this kleptocratic state with the help of his KGB bred cronies, which was formerly known as the Russian Federation.

If Putinstan were a mental illness, it would be paranoia. It is aggressive and threatening to all, its neighbours and its own people who are nonconformists with the ruling elite, in that respect the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree, referring to the Soviet Union.
However, something has changed since Soviet times, Homo post-Sovieticus prefers Mercs and BMWs over crappy domestic ones.

It's good to be Putin's friend, like his childhood buddy who plays the cello, according to the leaked Panama papers his bank account was ca. 4 billion and they weren't even rubles - or he's a hell of a musician who has been able to invest his gig fees wisely, very wisely..

While those who are not his friends call him e.g. Botox-Mongol, Putler.
Didja know that in the Soviet Union all citizens were equal but some citizens were more equal than others?" (a modified George Orwell quote)
"Yeah, but then the misery was more evenly distributed than the wealth in today's Putinstan."

Putisiesta 

Püt-tē-sēes-tä

A nap taken by a Spanish-speaking gay man between a day activity and a night activity to re-energize between the two. Typically taken after the day activity and before the night activity, but in rare party-monster instances can be taken after the night activity for a day event. Sometimes taken after work before a night event.

A necessary activity to continue pummeling your body with substances, men and loud repetitive dance music for hours to come.

Same as disco nap, but more demographically specific.
“Where’s David?”
“She left the pool party already. Went to go buy poppers and then going to take a putisiesta before the Cerulean Party tonight”

Putinesque 

Resembling an action or statement made by Vladimir Putin.
Putin’s Bitch, being positively Putinesque, publicly humiliates each adversary the same day they move against him, to attempt to prevent their truths from gaining traction, just like any mafia don or fascist dictator who believes he’s untouchable.
Putinesque by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019

Cutie Putie 

Another fave nickname of 45’s for his little Russky buddy, Vladimir.
At the height of their intense bromance, Cutie Putie was known to call the Oval Office for some quickie phone sex.
Cutie Putie by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

Tootie Fruitie Putie 

45’s secret code nickname for his good buddy, Vladimir.
The genitalia of the femal specimen. Usually term commonly used by your kitty cat. *rawr*
Look at her punties, there so big!