Put down the Sharpie 

A request to someone to admit they are wrong.

In reference to Donald Trump's infamous Sharpie mark-up of an outdated hurricane forecast map. Rather than apologize, Trump continued to lie about the hurricane risk to Alabama for days.

"Dude, just put down the Sharpie. You don't always have to be right. I'm sick of arguing about this."

Put down the Sharpie by hodags1966 September 6, 2019

put down a three 

Put down a three (3)

to masturbate.

the third type of male body excretion.

to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body.

a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".

"I was going to return your call, but I was busy putting down a three."

"This video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three."

"That guy Rick is such a loser, I bet he puts down a lot of threes,"

put down a three by JiffMart May 1, 2010

celf patdown 

The frantically check your pocket for your cellphone before entering a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, where they are prohibited.

I saw two suits doing a celf patdown before entering the FBI building

celf patdown by Badanderson May 30, 2018

enhanced patdown 

It is a much more invasive pat-down that involves touching, probing, and feeling your body, including your genital area, to determine if you are concealing something.

It is what the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) will do to you if you opt-out of the full body scanner, which takes a naked picture of you, before boarding an airplane.

TSA Agent: "If you won't let me to take a naked picture of you, then I'm going to rub your penis."
Child: "That would be sexual assault."
TSA Agent: "Nonsense, it's just an enhanced patdown. Now spread your legs."

enhanced patdown by OptOut November 18, 2010

Ocular Patdown 

An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.

Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.

Ocular Patdown by Solo Amadeus December 23, 2022

Patterson Patdown 

A man shoving his arm up someones asshole and the person starts clapping real softly.

Dude! look at those two guys doing the Patterson Patdown. He seems like he likes receiving it.

Patterson Patdown by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016

put down 

1. To say somthing about somebody or somthing in a negative way sometimes in a joke, also known as a cut down.

I cant believe she put him down like that.

A good put down is, your mom is like a racecar, she burns 4 rubbers in one night.

put down by HybridFlare June 29, 2005