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Put some lipstick on it 

An alternate way of asking for a blowjob.
Husband: Honey, come here and look at this.

Wife: Ugh, put that thing away.

Husband: Why don't you put some lipstick on it.

Wife: Well, okay.

put the lid on the goat 

To finish doing something that you have put off for a long time, and you really don’t want to finish it at all.
It’s almost time to pay my taxes, guess I better put the lid on the goat.
I have to go to theater practice tonight, I’ll have to put the lid on the goat.
Let’s put the lid on the goat and get out of here.

Put a Little Doggy in ya Hanky

Term perfect for every occassion, not offensive and will keep every one guessing what your talking about.

Derived from the more offensive phrase "Put your noodle in your poodle" from 18th century Asia. The more popular term now "Put a Little Doggy in ya Hanky" was first used in Melbourne Australia, however its origins are not clear.
Put a little doggy in ya hanky Mike you dirty dumbcunt

Put the Lime in the Coconut 

To smoke marijuana
Put the Lime in the Coconut
"Dude lets put the lime in the coconut and watch Shrek 3-D
Put the Lime in the Coconut by Joe November 22, 2004

put my life on the line 

(usually yours) it's like literally risking your life to do something extremely crucial.
If my prank made the Alien to destroy the Earth, then I'd put my life on the line to save it.

Put some lipstick on it 

A way to ask for oral sex.
Husband: "Honey, come here and look at this."

Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."

Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."
Put some lipstick on it by Freezod September 29, 2012