a guy who is whipped, yet still gets no ass for it
Steve Bushnell is a pussywhipped by Dana Perrinello.
To be whipped by a female partner.
Xander: I got one for ya!
Felipe: Do tell!
Xander: Yeah man! This is the best! So you know how John's girlfriend got a puppy, right? Well it turns out that they almost broke up because John though she was spending too much time with the dog!
Felipe: Damn! He needs his priorities straightened out, eh?