Nutsucker Pussypucker 

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.

Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

Nutsucker Pussypucker by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009

Pussmuffin 

1)A person who is known as a general panzy, douche, tool, or anything of the sort.; Someone widely considered as a douche

2)A highly desired treat made by taking a regular blueberry muffin and topping it with the vaginal excrete taken from a woman before sex.

Guy 1- You know that tanner kid?!
Gut 2-Yeah man, he's a total pussmuffin. he totaly got his ass kicked friday!

Guy 1- Why the hell are you so happy?!
Guy 2- I just ate the best pussmuffin EVER man.
Guy 1- I'm Jealous!
Guy 2- You should be!

Pussmuffin by idfkwhattoputhere! November 17, 2010

pussypussygangbang 

when two pussies get together and gangbang the local gang (they win)

"oh shit! here come the pussies to pussypussygangbang us!"

pussypussygangbang by wharrgarblifiquement March 26, 2022

The Pussypult 

When you load yourself onto a catapult, assume the 'Pike' dive position and fly into a women's vaginal canal. For optimal pleasure, the catapultee must have reached terminal velocity before entrance of the vagina.

"Ok, Truth! What's your favourite sex position?"
"The Pussypult! That's an easy one!"
"Isn't that physically impossible? And even if it wasn't, it'd be both expensive and fatal for both you and your partner?"
"Nah."

The Pussypult by A Pissed-off Racoon June 7, 2017

pussypusher 

A pimp,or a heterosexual male who disdains anal intercourse.

"I don't do the ass man I'm a PUSSY PUSHER." Or:"See that pimp man he's the biggest PUSSYPUSHER in town."

pussypusher by Mugwump November 11, 2004

Pussywaffle 

a rather meaningless expression used to lighten the mood in a tense situation, due to its ability to garner laughter no matter what's going on.

musician: Damn, I just can't play this part right!

producer: pussywaffle.

musician: *laughs uncontrollably, then plays the part*

Pussywaffle by jimjam02 April 26, 2010

pussysurfing

Has the same basic meaning as dickriding (when a person is always being a follower towards another person/when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person) but the target is women.

Ken is always pussysurfing on Mia tryna make her think he the best man.

pussysurfing by almiko February 24, 2022