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<STFUn00bz> d00d!1 Yuo is pwned by teh women!11 LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Steve> Shut up, just SHUT UP!!!!
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 14, 2003
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You world blindly revolving around your woman.
Jeff's decisions are based on what his woman is doing. Ditching his boys her and forgetting what is important to him. He is SO pussy whipped!
by Jenny Cz February 21, 2004
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Having to ask permission to go out with your friends. Not being able to go out more than one night in a row under any circumstances. Ever using the term "pass" in reference to going out.
"I just can't man, I went out last night." - Pussywhipped

"Dude, she'd kill me." - Pussywhipped
by MarkG210 June 06, 2009
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When the guy gets the last word in with "yes dear", or O.K. honey.
The bottom of your shoes need to be licked clean because you stepped in some dog shit? Yes dear, I'll take care of it right now.
Scott you one balled bitch. Do you get your period at the same time as the other women in the office? All I can think is that she must be one hell of a blow job. Gay men laugh at you.
by Mark January 24, 2005
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Losing all opinions and listening to your girlfriends every beckin call without question
PETE MENDICINO to BRITTANY B
by Emily Fairmont November 28, 2003
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to have your testicles in a jar and in the possession of a female who requires you to check-in constantly to verify she still has possession. Guys night out is OUT of the question.
Jeremy Roskovensky is more pussy-whipped than any man I have ever met.
by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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A guy who is easily manipulated by his woman.
Dave's girlfreind bitched at him until he bought the new Maroon 5 CD, dressed in his new jeans and went to Haagen-Dazs with her so she could feel better.
by roo April 09, 2005
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