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When your woman has removed your balls and then filled the sack with a LoJack to track your every move!!
I cant go ANY where with out telling (insert name) where Ill be!
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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Where the male in the relationship has no control at all, as the female has such a firm grip on his testicles that if she says a command, he will do it. The female refuses to let go of the males genatalia for any reason that is detrimental to her achieving complete happiness.

He is rarely seen by his friends as the leash that he is kept on is never, if at all removed.

Optional traits of said female include a snobbiness of anything seemingly 'beneath her' and an incredible distaste for any other female her boyfriend may have any remote friendship with.
Person A: Me and X split up, I'll be coming out tonight!
Person B: Ah about time! We haven't seen you for weeks!

later that night

Person B: Hey, where's A?!
Person C: Oh didn't you hear? X wouldn't let him come out...
B: He said they split up :S
C: Yeah, they got back together... he's so pussy whipped
by Rob9 August 17, 2011
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This occurs when a low value, wuss of a guy has traded his testicles and anything else of value for the mere idea that a particular woman would sleep with him.
Michael packaged his ballsack and sent it UPS ground shipping to "Pussy Whipped USA" along with a contract that stipulates he is not to leave a 1 mile radius of his girlfriend. Included in the transaction was $500 in cash (a signing bonus) and a new Mustang convertible.
by Bob Savage February 14, 2008
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When the male of the homosapien species repeatedly puts off and furthermore completely absolves social time with his male and female friends because of the wishes of his master (female overlord). It should be noted from large amounts of scientific sampling if his female overlord is a graduate of Texas A&M the control seems to be near absolute. With the only means of escape being a bi-weekly cock-stamp ing of his overlord to remind her who is in charge. However our specimen never has the courage to perform the stamping, due to fear of intercourse being cut-off or extreme limiting of future activities, eating and breathing included.
Our specimen is so pussy whipped he cancels pre standing plans with long time friends and to be noted their girlfriends as well, to pursue activities on nasty oil infected beaches of the gulf coast. This is done simply by the request of his female overlord, with no thought of his friends or their significant others.
by Doctor Truth JML May 18, 2010
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a pussywhipped guy is a spineless insecure butt kissing sissy man who has to agree with everthing his girl says,and give in to every demand,even if he loses his guy friends he doesnt care,because he is so insecure he fears disagreeing with her because this might upset the emperor,and he cant take the risk of being single because of his insecurities.this type of guy is simply a joke,the key to being in the pussywhipped hall of fame is simple things like,we watched football every sunday at his house,but now his girlfriend goes there on sunday so were not allowed over,but guess what hes doing,sitting there watching football.thats the problem with these people,likes wht the big deal if his guy friends watch football while shes there,i dont get it,but no,if shes coming over the fortrace goes up and no 1 may enter or leave.because he has to use all his focus seeing if he can stick his head all the way up her ass.it is hard to believe why any women dates these idiots,because to me it goes against human nature,but for the girl it makes them feel more important and special because everything goes her way.to me being a pussywhipped stooge is not about sex,its about relationships.the pussywhipped male is the most insecure on the planet,and its the fear of not being in a relationship which makes this putz feel like hes a loser with no life,so he has to protect the relationship at all cost,and this means putting the girl before everyone or anyone,it really doesnt have anything to do with sex.these guys will also date just about anyone,and will also be in long term relationships with these girls.i like to call them bandade relationships,because he will go from one to outher with no real reason why hes dating the girl,he knows he has to find a relationship,thats the key for him,sadly these people never find true love,because if u consider every girl on the planet relationship material,the how do you know who u really like.
girl-where do u want to eat tonight
guy-wherever u want to honey
girl-what color should we get for the new curtains
guy-what ever color u want honey
girl-what are u doing friday,ur not hanging out with ur friens are u
guy-no,well do whatever u want to do honey
guy-honey i ordered the payper view fight im gonna invite some friends over ok
girl-i have a headache,i just want to sit here with you,and u need to finish the dishes
guy-ok honey,i wont call anyone,do u need your laundry today
friend-this idiot just called me and said hes not getting the payper view now,jesus christ he is one pussywhipped motherfucker.
by doinkbutt November 16, 2007
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A guy so infatuated by a woman, or should I say Goddess, that he would eat a yard of her feces just to see where it came from. Once there, begging for seconds.
He’s so pussy whipped that he is just happy she lets him see it.
by Philo Swneey February 26, 2007
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Losing all opinions and listening to your girlfriends every beckin call without question
PETE MENDICINO to BRITTANY B
by Emily Fairmont November 28, 2003
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