Man Branson brewer is a pussy machine
Brandon Alexander can fuck so hard it is like I'm getting pounded out by a jack hammer
Brandon Alexander can fuck so hard it is like I'm getting pounded out by a jack hammer
by Sexmachine October 13, 2015
When Joe asked Suzy how long he had to wait to sleep with her, she replied "I'm not a pussy vending machine!"
by erinol0 March 15, 2009
When you present a hole that resembles 20 years ago. It could be via anal sex, mouth, or when a woman gets a few extra stitches after childbirth.
For John and Denise's 20th anniversary, she decided to let her guard down and give him entrance to her pussy time machine.
After Janine had her 3rd child, Mike slipped the doc a Benjamin to administer the pussy time machine and throw in a few extra stitches.
After Janine had her 3rd child, Mike slipped the doc a Benjamin to administer the pussy time machine and throw in a few extra stitches.
by JalWilly June 15, 2016