Top definition
A blood clot, resembling a pitted cherry, that sometimes is discharged during a women's menstrual period.
When Sam was earning his red wings, he got a bonus; he found a pussy booger.
by Jay E. Griffin April 02, 2008
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
2
a vaginal discharge or secretion from ones pussy resulting in a booger like substance
After her long run, emily had collected pussy boogers in her panties.
by beyond bling ryders August 30, 2006
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
3
Small globs of toilet paper in the vagina resulting from not wiping thoroughly.
by roberto September 18, 2003
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
4
When a woman doesn't clean up completely after sex and the cum dries up forming a pussy booger.
I was eatin' dat bitch out last night, and a damn pussy booger got stuck in my teef.
by A Bustle in Your Hedgerow November 03, 2011
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
5
Vaginal discharge resembling snot or nasal rubber.
Last night when I went down on Suzie I got a healthy serving of pussybooger.
by devestment October 10, 2009
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
6
a) thick, sticky cervical mucus that accretes into a clump which is then expelled from the vagina

b) a man who is sensitive, emotive, and socially awkward, but not at all in charming way

c) a term to describe both overexposed and completely indistinguishable heterotwinks (e.g. robert pattinson, zac efron, chace crawford, et al) and their fans
a) "No, you didn't get me all wet. I've just god a bad case of pussybooger."

b) "Baby, I love you so much eyes brimming with tears, that I just had to make you this collage photos of the pair cut into heart and star shapes; pink glitter; text cut from magazines reading "dream," "hope," "future," "forever;" the odd ostrich feather; a lock of chest hair.

"Yeah, thanks bemused and horrified. But how about next time, instead of doing arts and crafts you fucking grow a set already."

c) "Paul Wesley is NOT a pussybooger," said the pussybooger.
by phosda June 18, 2011
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
7
Those crusties that adhere to your nose hairs after performing cunnilingus and smell like pussy.
Although eating a pussy might only last half an hour, the pussy boogers can remind you of a broad's scent for up to 12 hours.
by The Humpty Hump February 04, 2011
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush