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A female homosexual; a complete lesbian.
Did you see Lisa's new haircut? She looks like a real pussy poacher!
by CIPianoMan November 07, 2005
A rippling hot tub poaching away at the leathery regions of a cougars hostile vagina. Spices and herbs are not necessary, but marijuana, vicodin, and chardonnay are key to success.
E.D. had to drain the pussy poacher in his backyard after Eliza spilt her chardonnay and overcooked her hostile vagina, declaring, "that was a bad drug."
by kirkddsmd March 01, 2009

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