pussy paste

(n.) A thick, foul-smelling substance the consistency of cupcake frosting produced by a woman's yeast-infected or grievously unwashed vagina. Pussy paste tends to collect around the labia in the form of clumps. Shed pubic hairs may or may not be present in the pussy paste stalactites, but when it is, it lends a certain aspect of visual horror to their appearance. It is widely accepted that pussy paste smells similar to the shithouse on a tuna boat.

I really like Susan, but her pussy paste problem is just too much to handle without a gas mask.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Pussy Paste

The act of affixing the two clitoral flaps with the use of an adhesive. Once the pussy is pasted, the male participant vigorously attempts to rupture the bonded pussy until success is achieved.
N.B: lube is not permitted

Steven: Please baby, let me have you
Georgia: I want you to earn it babe, go get the glue, its pussy paste time!

by BALL.VAC December 2, 2016

ghost of pussy past

Memories that enter your head of past GF's when you are tired of banging your current one.

I'm really sick of this bitch and I keep getting haunted by the ghost of pussy past.

by dirkdiggler9969 April 25, 2009

ghost of pussy past

The lingering spirit in any room of the house where you or your friends have gotten a woman so hot, she has left a visible reminder on the furniture. (see snail trail)

We are either gonnna cover up that stain or throw away this couch because it reminds me too much of the ghost of pussy past.

by mikeyd June 4, 2005

ghost of pussy past

this is member of a group of friends who keeps in touch with everyones ex girlfriends. the GOP doesnt like trying to get his own girls, so he instead, plays the sympathy card to everyones exes and tries to get hooked up with their friends, by acting as the gay friend. this person has no respect for himself, in turn no respect for the man code and shows it with his disregard for anything but some sympathetic female attention.

guy1: dude, why does he still talk to your ex? he only knows her from you banging her.

guy2 i know, hes the ghost of pussy past.

by mav303 May 12, 2010

Ghost of Pussy Past

An ex girlfriend that is always hanging out at your house or with friends of yours and you see her when you go out

I tried to get with that girl but the ghost of pussy past was haunting me all night long

by Austin The Great January 26, 2007