| 1. | pussy-man drink | ||
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a drink that questions a man's masculinity because of his consumption. It is a wine cooler or wine, anything questionable. 'Man when TT drank that pussy-man drink and left it in her yard, holy shit man that was funny shit.'
'Put down that pussy-man drink and trade it in for a beer or i'm going to whoop you.' |
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| 2. | pussy-man drink | ||
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A wine cooler or wine, defined as unmasculinate by most men. "Stop drinking that pussy-man drink and have a beer on me."
"remember that one time that I dropped that pussy-man drink bottle in her yard and she knew it was me, hahahaha, good times." |
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| 3. | show me your pussy | ||
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Translation: "Finish your drink, now!" more...
Usage: This is a command a man gives to a friend that has been nursing an alcaholic drink for too long. Once the command has been said, that person must then immediatly finish the remainder of their drink. It is customary but not mandatory for the person finishing the drink to say "Pussy shown". It's the equivalent of having someone say "you're welcome" before the other person can say "thank you". Background: Theoritically, there are a certain number of alcaholic beverages that need to be consumed by a woman before a man is given the opportunity to hang dong on her. Whether it be a one night stand or spanning several dates; it doesn't matter. All a man is ever thinking to himself with each drink given is the phrase "show me your pussy". Since saying this phrase outloud on an actual date ensures years of celibacy and uninterrupted masturbation, it can only be said amongst friends as a playful way to blow off stream from the pressures of actual dating. |
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| 4. | pussy whipped | ||
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when you and your buddies have a shitload of alcohol but your friend tells his girlfriend and his girlfriend and him take it and drink it all US: Hey guys lets fucking party we got all this alcoholCHRIS: Lets stop off and hang out with rachel for a little bit
US: alright but then we'll PARTY CHRIS: Hey baby i got you some alcohol RACHEL: Oh you shouldnt have lets go drink it CHRIS: It was for my friends RACHEL:Fuck your friends were gonna drink it cause im currently holding a vicegrip on your balls and youll do whatever i say CHRIS: ok baby lets go US: What a fuckhead. hes pussy whipped |
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| 5. | japple | ||
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A mixed drink that consists of Jack Daniels and Snapple. They were to pussy to drink the Jack straight so they mixed it with Snapple and called it Japple.
Man 1: "Hey man you wanna try some of this Japple?" Man 2: "Fuck that shit. I take it straight" |
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| 6. | Bitch Drink | ||
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An alcoholic beverage favored by women that often has a fruity/sweet flavor. Men who drink these are often referred to as pussys. These drinks take forever to get you drunk and the hangover the next morning may or may not kill you. At a party we see 10 men having rye and coke, insert charley with a smirnoff twisted rasberry drink.
"Yo man! look!! Charley's sipping a bitch drink" "What does that mke you, Charley? A bitch?" *charley runs away crying into the bathroom* |
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| 7. | energy drink | ||
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a slang term used as an inside joke around parents and our peers to explain what is REALLY contained in the old nuspeed bottle as we chug away... Nicky: DUDE wanna get messed up off the energy drink tonight???
Mokky: yeah dude lets do it!!!!!!! i love the feeling those energy drinks give me Mickey:wut are you guys talking about?!?!?!? |
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