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Usually in packaged form, a pussy burner is a protective cover for the penis, sheilding it from crotch rot and crabs. Known to come in different colors, shapes, sizes, and flavors.
I need to hit 7-11 on the way out to pick up a 6 pack of pussy burners.
by ReTodd January 11, 2006