Top Definition
When a boy sneaks into a girl's house late at night without the girl's parent's knowledge. Instead of going after valuables like an average cat burglar, he's only interested in the girl's pants.
Tim: Dude, where were you last night?

Rob: Sorry, my girl had a burglar.

Tim: What?

Rob: Don't worry, it was just a pussy burglar - me that is.

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Jill: Why didn't you call me back last night?

Courtney: Sorry, I had a pussy burglar.

Jill: Oh, so Rob came over, gotcha.
by Derrick. H. March 06, 2008

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