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Pussicles 

Pussicles n. - Frozen vaginal secretions.

Discovered 12-18-08 and discussed in detail 12-31-08 by a committee which discusses such things.

Pussicles are most common in sub arctic temperature resulting in the instant freezing of most liquids and bodily fluids. Danger can arise when attempting coitus when pussicles are in danger of forming. However even more dangerous is cunnilingus which can result in the
"Christmas Carol Effect" in which a persons tongue becomes instantly bonded to a surface which is extremely cold.

Clinical Experimentation is currently in progress to determine the exact tempature in which such fluids freeze creating the pussicle effect.


References and documentation will be provided at the completion of clinical trials.

frozen knobular protrusion which forms on the labia due to the excessive cold contacts vaginal secretions hence creating pussicles.

common when going out on the porch for a smoke immediately after coitus. during a major snow storm.
Pussicles by Plucky 000 January 8, 2009

Pussticles

An overtly large or swollen pair of meat curtains that protrude from deep within the tool shed at the bottom of the lady garden

A saggy minge
A mumbler
"That chick should clearly not be wearing a bikini. You can see her pussticles from here, they look bigger than my nuts!"
Pussticles by miniGMgoit February 21, 2011

pussyless 

adj.

1. To be lacking female genitalia where one would expect to find it.

2. To be without access to female genitalia in spite of desiring and being socially expected to have such access.
1. On my 40th birthday, I decided to go to a brothel to finally lose my virginity. After spotting the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, I just had to eat her out. But when I pulled down her pants, she was pussyless. Five years later, I'm still a virgin and I spend my all my free time sucking nut butter out of meat straws just like I did to hers.

2. Whenever Mike is challenged by another dude, he always chooses flight over fight. He runs away even if another dude makes a pass at a girl he's trying to get with. So, everyone calls him twopuss, which stands for the world's only pussyless pussy.
pussyless by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021

Pussicles 

1. A frigid vagina.

2. A female genitalia that is cold or hasn't been used in a long time. Equivalent to "BLUE BALLS."
When a man turns a cold shoulder on his wife's sexual needs, she may begin to develop pussicles.
Pussicles by mat-e-kray September 14, 2013

Pussicles 

frozen vaginal fluid that forms into the shape of an icicle, usually caused by having sex in cold places
Pussicles by lilmsshorty December 12, 2009
An sharp “icicle” type solid matter that forms when vaginal fluids freeze in cold weather (32 Fahrenheit 0 Celsius). Usually the female must be dressed as a sloota with no underwear on, and be in an abnormally wet condition. These icicles are also called popsicles and can be enjoyed by few.
Wow!! It’s so cold today. Going to make a pussicle. Better be careful!
Pussicle by lonelypenisgirl69 December 18, 2019