Top Definition
1. A person who commits illegal pussy penetration while victim is sleeping.

2. Any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men or slumlord who takes advantage of the pussy while drunk or physically incapacitated.

I feel guilty; that girl I took home being so drunk, fell asleep and I had no choice but to puss pirate her.

by FOJB February 23, 2008

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