douchebag pushups

Pushups that are done rapidly and in bad form while waiting for a group exercise class to start. They are mainly performed by men trying to impress girls in the class.

That guy in the back is making a fool of himself by doing all those douchebag pushups before yoga class starts.

douchebag pushups by PoolPartyVato April 11, 2014

cock pushups 

Cock pushups is when you fucking lay down flat on the ground,
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.

Guy 1:Do you think this album will make us more successful with the ladies?
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups

cock pushups by ActionDan February 11, 2007

cock pushups 

To lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

Can you feel how my penis has bulked up? Its the cock pushups ive been doing, does it give u more pleasure?

cock pushups by Brett December 28, 2002

pc pushups

See pc muscle
Tightening your pc muscle repeatedly to strengthen it, allowing greater control over coming. Done by premature ejaculators to get normal and by pornstars to get really good at sex.

I bet that guy lives with his parents and does pc pushups.

pc pushups by screamin' jay hawkins July 9, 2005

cock pushups 

The act of lying flat on one's stomach and lifting oneself with one's boner.

I've increased the strength of my penis by doing cock pushups.

cock pushups by Massive_D of VN DT February 3, 2004

Moon Pushups 

Gloating about intercourse one had the night before, specifically when talking about missionary position.

We went to dinner, got a lil buzzed, went to her place, got a lil krunk, did some moon pushups...oh yeah buddy, a very physical evening.

Moon Pushups by Mr2fist July 27, 2011

bobby brown pushups 

to recieve fellatio whilst on top of your partner

' I put my nuts by your chin so when you look up / I be on top of you doing Bobby Brown pushups '

bobby brown pushups by r.a. March 10, 2004