| 1. | Pokin' cotton | ||
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When you have take a crap so bad it starts commin' out before you make it to the toilet/water closet and you can feel the turd pushin' against your underwear. Man I gotta shit so bad I'm already pokin' cotton.
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| 2. | Double ended underwear boat | ||
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Ususally plural, since it requires a hard on and a turtle head at the same time. Also known as a Double ender. He left in a real hurry after he said he was pushin cotton. I think he got excited too because when he stood up he had a double ended underwear boat goin on.
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