What the governmental board of health thinks is a test of your physical ability. Most boys can't do more than 3 1/2 and girls don't even have to do them, what kind of sissy bullshit is that?
Fat Sammy the fourth grader passed out and went into a coma after one push-up. All the kids laughed at him. Then they did the rope climb.
The act of raising one's self off the ground when lying down face first by sustaining an erection.
I fell out of bed when we were shaggin', but then I did a push up and she was so impressed we kept goin' all night.
Crap into an empty toilet paper roll. Plug one end with toilet paper. Stategically place crap-filled roll between toilet seat and front rim of the toilet bowl. When the next victim sits on the seat (pants around ankles) the loaded roll gets squeezed and the shit squirts out into the victims pants.
Man, I had to clean out my pants in the bathroom 'cause someone gave me a push up.
1. to push up (verb) to push upwards lifting or moving an object.
can also be used in clothing
The man pushed the box up the stairs.
The milf was wearing a push up bra highlighting her breasts