| 1. | Bump n run | ||
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Someone who likes to rub up against you accidentally on purpose, especially at work. Someone who likes to rub their private parts up against you then leave. Dave would welcome the new women temps, then do his famous Bump n run.
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| 2. | Hatley Heave | ||
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A push up done by Ben Hatley. Done by holding one hand on the floor and pushing yourself only by one arm and only by the index finger. These are intensely hard to do. They can also be done against a wall. Its one of Ben's favorite exercises. So if you want arms no woman would want to leave, stand on one hand and do a Hatley Heave! Ben: Hey Michael, look at this! I'm doing my Hatley Heave.
Michael: Wow! I never seen you do that. Its just a push up on one hand, right? Ben: Yes, just lay down here and I'll show you what to do. (they both lie down) Push up on one hand and stick out your index finger. See how long you can hold it. Michael: Woah, hard! I never thought that push ups could be so much fun! Ben: Well, you're Grandpa is a big old bear. I've been doing push ups for years. And this is my favorite kind. You can't go wrong with a Hatley Heave! Michael: (does another Hatley Heave) Yes! They're awesome! I'm gonna have to tell Nick about this. Maybe Alec, too. They'll like it. Ben: The Hatley Heave is hot! Bicep inferno! |
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| 3. | Gitmo | ||
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Signature Move #17: Anal sex while standing up against a wall as if your being arrested, strip searched and probed. Gitmo: You strip a girl down, push her up against a wall, frisk her from head to toe. Her arms must be raised above her head, up against the wall and her legs must be spread far apart. Then have her spit in her hand and lube up her ass hole, then you fuck her in the ass while standing up against a wall. This is the Gitmo
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| 4. | macedonian masher | ||
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sexual position: variation of standard missionary position except female is lying on a hard floor, her buttocks up against a couch with the male inclined from the couch onto her with all weight transfer to her shoulder/ head region during intercourse. 'macedonian masher' - typically performed in a finished European basement with second kitchen set-up and ceramic flooring throughout. Perform the 'macedonian masher' ideally with your knees balance on the front of the couch cushions, then lean forward onto your bitch with all your weight transfer to her shoulders and head. Use your arms to perform pushups during each thrust to vary the amount of weight you apply to her shoulders and head. Preferable to use small , petite woman to be able to concentrate force of male chest into her face during intercourse, use the push-up motion to allow her to breathe periodically.
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| 5. | Wallup | ||
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When you do push ups against the wall in the shower. "I never have time to exercise anymore!" "I know, that's why I always do wallups in the morning in the shower...."
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| 6. | Glozell | ||
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A hilarious, crazy, incredibly funny YouTube comedian who has thousand of hilarious videos about her life, push up bras, ketchup/cashew (known as Ke$ha by non-watchers), and so much more.
Has many words like "Bucket-naked" "crackamus" "alCHEhol"- (otherwise known as alcohol), Gurl, you have got to get off the alCHEhol! I will snatch you up & take you to a AAA meeting!
Umm, what's like little drunk girls name, with the dollar sign? Don't you have some friends? You could at least play uno, or uh, hopscotch?... No, you need some kinda activities! Play some checkers or something! You wake up feeling like P-Diddy, like a black man. Issues. You wanna know why you can't think? Cuz you bangin ya head up against the wall!!! -GloZell |
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| 7. | rambo up | ||
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to stand up for yourself, and not let people push you; to be willing to fight until your death for something or someone you believe in When he realized many elected officials were trashing the Bill of Rights, he wanted to rambo up against them.
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