bumping purses 

When two homosexual males want to have butt sex, but can not because they are both bottoms.

Lance and Ethan wanted to fool around, but they'd just be bumping purses.

bumping purses by black winter October 14, 2009

Slapping Purses 

The act of hostile and competitive scissoring between sexual partners

Kate and Magdalena were slapping purses so hard last night both have bruised gooches.

Slapping Purses by Basely Minor November 23, 2019

Bumping bags/purses 

2 bottoms (male or female) having sex but there’s no penetration because they’re both bottoms.

“oh my god, that guy is so hot, i want to have sex with him!”
“no dude, he’s clearly a bottom, you’d be bumping bags/purses!”

Bumping bags/purses by dingusweewoo69 October 14, 2023

Bumping Purses 

An euphemism for lesbian sex.

Rachel & Jenny are totally bumping purses.

Bumping Purses by DisasterWeenie June 15, 2017

touch purses

To quote "bump bussys with someone" or "slap them bootay cheeks"

*slaps ass*
"Not in public, we can touch purses later"

touch purses by Urmomisshrexy November 14, 2021

The Racing Pulses 

Alt-rock band from Wisconsin with music kinda like a mix of RHCP, The Strokes, Arctic Monkeys, and a lot of that early 2000s rock. The band met on Craigslist and released their first album called "Nothing to Write Home About" in 2017

"Have you heard that song "Intricate" by The Racing Pulses?"
"OMG yes! I've been bumping their music all day."

The Racing Pulses by The_Rachel_Not_From_Friends July 20, 2017

Purse Vodka 

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.

Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!

Purse Vodka by Chiges February 21, 2012