pitching a tent
sporting a wood
the march is on
rigor mortis has set in
jack's magic beanstalk
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.
After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.
After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.
A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.
Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.
A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.
I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini
Slang for your cock
when he gets big and hard
, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come
that you shoot
when you ejaculate
When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger
standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"
a cock when your about to cum.
after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger
A penis. The male sex organ.
He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.