the best most cool thing in the world. It's a cow and it's purple and it totally rocks my socks to the end of the earth. They eat green grass. They are mad hot.
LOOK A PURPLE COW is falling from the big orange sky! Look at the color contrast between the purple cow and the sky!
by purple cow lover November 14, 2004
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A beverage made with vanilla ice cream and grape soda. Similar to a root beer float, but with Grape soda instead. Super Delicious!!
Purple Cows are off the chizz-ain!!!
by IvoryQueen April 22, 2006
Something you hope not to see, but anyways, something you'd rather not actually be.

It is assumed that the purple cow would say moo, although I'm very sure it has yet to be found on the earth.
Oh dear, this rhyme's been used in an example already!

I've never seen a purple cow (stop this madness!)
and hope to never see one;
but I can tell you anyhow (I originally had this line wrong.)
I'd rather see than be one.

by Laverne Terres October 22, 2005
The act of choking a fat chick during sex causing her face to turn a shade of purple.
She told me she liked to be choked so I gave her a purple cow.
by ATonOfClay September 13, 2006
its the same as salad tossing
ur giving someone purple cows when u lick their a-hole
by audrey H. July 15, 2006
a phrase used to severely annoy one by distracting that person and causing them to stop the sneeze they are in and otherwise killing it.
Jason: aaaaah...AHHHHHH...


Jason: ach...goddamnit stefan, i'll kill you for that!
by stefan April 24, 2005
A variant of the "blue waffle" STD. Looks like a purple cow's nose. Smells horrific.
Dude, my girlfriend just told me she has a nasty case of purplecow. What should I do?
by Twiggah July 22, 2011
An old woman's pussy. It's purple and as big as a cow's pussy. A Purple Cow looks disgusting.
Kitty's Purple Cow looksdisgusting.
by Bodhi Zapha August 27, 2012

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