A paradox about wanting for fall in love with the type of person that probably doesn't exist. This term is also used in modern business referring to a job that is very difficult to fill and has been open for months.
Although we haven't found our purple unicorn yet after 3 months of recruiting you're the closest we've found so we've decided to continue looking for now. We will call you in a few weeks with our decision.
by kevin.nolan December 17, 2014
The ultimate male find for any women who is sick and tired of the same old dis-respectful treatment.
This man will love, honour, obey and take you to pleasurable sexual places that you've never knew existed.
He's exciting, cool, spontaneous, has great taste in art, music, clothing, a real mover on the dance floor who will fill your life with all types of fun activities.
A natural man in tune with nature with an added splash of feminine understanding, he really cares for the planet, his friends and his family.
*All Purple Unicorns come with a 12inch detachable horn and can be returned within 30 days if you miss your last bastard boyfriend.
This man will love, honour, obey and take you to pleasurable sexual places that you've never knew existed.
He's exciting, cool, spontaneous, has great taste in art, music, clothing, a real mover on the dance floor who will fill your life with all types of fun activities.
A natural man in tune with nature with an added splash of feminine understanding, he really cares for the planet, his friends and his family.
*All Purple Unicorns come with a 12inch detachable horn and can be returned within 30 days if you miss your last bastard boyfriend.
by UtterKaos June 29, 2011
Magical, rare, beautiful creature that squirts.
Squirter- they couldnt swim they drowned in her juices
Masochist pain makes her squirt with pleasure
Huge brat because she knows she can squirt.
Squirter- they couldnt swim they drowned in her juices
Masochist pain makes her squirt with pleasure
Huge brat because she knows she can squirt.
Purple unicorn Squirter- they couldnt swim they drowned in her juices
Purple unicorn Masochist pain makes her squirt with pleasure
Purple unicorn is a Huge brat because she knows she can squirt.
Purple unicorn Masochist pain makes her squirt with pleasure
Purple unicorn is a Huge brat because she knows she can squirt.
by Purple_unicorn21 November 6, 2019
When someone is talking about certain subject around friends and they slyly change the subject without notice.
Today I told my good friend Ivan that he was perfect and he quickly changed the subject.
Andre: Dude, Leah....Sebastian is annoying me. He's one confusing ass motherfucker.
Leah: So yeaaaa Lo.... a purple unicorn flew past my window and farted glitter.
Andre: Dude, Leah....Sebastian is annoying me. He's one confusing ass motherfucker.
Leah: So yeaaaa Lo.... a purple unicorn flew past my window and farted glitter.
by soccernigg88 September 27, 2009
A condition caused by dropping a hit of LSD and waiting for an hour for the effects of the hallucinogen only to be disappointed that the dose was a total dud, so you take another dose and the first dose starts to kick in twenty minutes later, and then twenty minutes later the second dose begins to take effect, and within the next hour you find yourself in the middle of a parallel universe fucking a carnival ride horse that speaks in tongues; usually this state ends in arrest for multiple felonies and a good lesson learned: LSD results may vary.
1st tripper: I totally got purple unicorned last night?
2nd tripper: How come you're not in jail?
1st tripper: The carnival was closed and I just ended up in a pasture fuckin' a cow.
2nd tripper: How was she?
1st tripper: Fine ... until the bull showed up.
2nd tripper: How come you're not in jail?
1st tripper: The carnival was closed and I just ended up in a pasture fuckin' a cow.
2nd tripper: How was she?
1st tripper: Fine ... until the bull showed up.
by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 9, 2014
by x14 August 4, 2008
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