| 1. | Purple Wizard Pwnage | ||
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Utterly owning someone in Super Smash Bros. Melee using the character Ganondorf. By using his Warlock Punch or Warlock Grab to defeat an opponent, you are entitled to scream, "OH MAN, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT PURPLE WIZARD PWNAGE!?!?" Me-::uses Warlock Punch, wins match::
Friend: Fuck! Me:OH MAN, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT PURPLE WIZARD PWNAGE!?!? |
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| 2. | yellow | ||
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a color of utter and epic failure, especially when compared to the might of Purple Yellow also pertains to the failure of snow that has been peed upon. PURPLE OWNS YELLOW 4EVER Pee is yellow because it is failure leaving the body yellow 6 is retardation
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| 3. | Arcane Beast | ||
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(beastius arcanus)
Usually seen among the millions of people running around in Halo 3, the Arcane Beast can be distinguished by the purple stripes and patches it has strewn across its gray body and the large, sword-shaped protrusion on its back. The Arcane Beast, though usually a docile creature, may become aggravated and attack if provoked. (Common provocation methods include, but are not limited to, talking crap about his mother, teabagging and posting things on the internet to intentionally mess with him.) 1. Crikey, it's an Arcane Beast!
2. I heard Arcane Beast's mom is (place insult here). |
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| 4. | nOOb-thirty | ||
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1. The time of day at which there is a spike in the amount of nOObz online. Generally one will see a sharp increase of nOOb encounters around 3:45, Monday through Friday, due to the end of the school day. nOOb-thirty occurs for the better part of a whole weekend as well. 2. This can also be an expression used by a skilled gamer to let other gamers know s/he is now online. 1. Bobby: What the F**K, that is the 6th time in a row I've been killed by a grenade launcher!!!
Tommy: Bobby, check the time.... Bobby: Aww shit, it's nOOb-thirty already? 2. Hastro: Guess what bitches...it's nOOb-thirty, get ready to be pwned!!! |
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| 5. | ZeNiTH | ||
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v1: above all others
n1: the highest point n2: pwnage n3: r0x0rz j00 b0x0rz n4: better than ger n5: Mooo...OUCH! n6: Purple Monkey Dishwasher! ZeNiTH r0x0rz my b0x0rz
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| 6. | Chesney rolled | ||
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When some fucking loser is looking for child pron on youtube using the keywords pthc and click a video that is label as child pron but in fact is a link to an anti-child pron angency and the purple traitor ammediately notices his pwnage, the motherfucker has officially been chesney rolled. a state of ExTrEmE PwNaGe
-ethocybin (while playing css)
fag: yeah dude i just got a headshot! you got owned! me: ( pulls out lemons wallhack and superman aimbot with an full auto deagle with a scope). SISISISSISISICK HEADSHOT! fag: dude ur a fag im tellin admin on you me: negro youve just been Chesney rolled. ur my bitch now ;] |
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| 7. | Warlock Punch | ||
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(War-lock Punch)
Noun An awesomely powerful punch performed by (and only by) Ganondorf in Super Smash Bros. Melee and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. When it is performed, Ganondorf is surrounded by shadow and charges darkness in his hand, the victim is either obliterated or wishing that they were obliterated. Ganondorf: Eeen-do..
Link: Oh fu- Ganondorf: AHH! *Link is wiped off the face of the earth* Warlock Punch is the only thing that is greater that a Falcon Punch, which in turn, is greater that a Chuck Norris round-house kick. |
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