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Purple jizz is that purple stuff in your friend's "peanut butter and jelly sammich."
It has no harmful effects, and it takes like jelly, but it is purple jizz.
purple jizz is also one-upped by rainbow jizz.
Megan:"Anyone want my peanut butter and jelly sammich?
John:"I'm not in the mood for purple jizz today."
by dinosaursgorawr March 09, 2008