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8.
The imaginary subject of the nursery rhyme by the same name.
I've never seen a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I will tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.
by phantom oddity May 28, 2004
 
9.
an amazing person that is a self-proclaimed "purple cow" they must go meow!
Charlotte is a purple cow!
by charcoal black March 19, 2009
 
10.
An ice cream place inside a midwest store chain called Meijer.
If you kids are good while I'm shopping I'll take you to to the Purple Cow on the way out.
by Mark C. Stafford January 07, 2005
 
11.
While recieving anal sex you squeeze your anus causing your partners penis to become the shade of purple.
Wow! Sally nearly made my dick fall off with that purple cow she threw me.
by purplechokehold December 21, 2009
 
12.
the best most cool thing in the world. It's a cow and it's purple and it totally rocks my socks to the end of the earth. They eat green grass. They are mad hot.
LOOK A PURPLE COW is falling from the big orange sky! Look at the color contrast between the purple cow and the sky!
by purple cow lover November 14, 2004