Punzel

King of all cock blockers. One who can smell an opportunity to cock-block from a mile away.

It was me and my girl watching a movie until that Punzel decided to join in..

I almost had her until Punzel made it awkward with his 1st grade witted jokes.

Punzel by Topsie Krett July 29, 2010

Punzel

Lonileness, depress broken, queen of isolation, pandemic queen, Cold.

Why ur r so punzel ? Today I be punzel, I I I am Punzelling at pandemic.

Punzel by Fgggq September 27, 2020

The Punzel 

An individual who tries to sweet talk everyone around him into thinking that he has the inside scoop and connection for any situation. Also, he posesses the IPhone 4.

Did you hear that the Punzel was talking to that hot girl? I think that he believes that she wants him because he has a IPhone.

The Punzel by rocky osocks May 18, 2011

Punkel 

A female gothic punk. They oftem wear black and are suicidal. If you see one, provide them with immediate psychiatric help for depression.

"Dang, that girl seems so depressed. And she's wearing black"
"Yeah, she is a punkel.

Punkel by epic-el October 19, 2016

Uncle Puzel 

A name given to a balding man found in the company of children. At first glance, it appears he is looking after them in a guardian like fashion, but on further investigation however, he is actually a child molester. The name derived from the word "Bamboozle". To bamboozle someone or to become bamboozled is to have something either made difficult, be misinformed, be led on to then have your plans crushed or to be confused or led astray. It can also be used when a person wrongs you. A well known phrase "Uncle Puzel, he loves to bamboozle" is used as a warning taught to children never to trust elderly men they don't know.

Child: Mum, an old man said he'd give me sweets if I showed him my pee-pee, but then he ran away!

Mum: Oh my God, Keilan! You must never trust an Uncle Puzel!

Uncle Puzel by M Pizzay in the Hizzay February 4, 2013

putzel 

a short, barely audible or "pop" fart that, despite its lack of sonic characteristics makes an acrid, lingering smell.

"Whoa, sorry about the putzel."

putzel by CC April 29, 2002

puzzel factory 

A psych ward or hospital for the mentally (and criminally)

insane.

Shane from Degrassi Junior High ate acid with luke,
went crazy & jumped off a bridge.

If you want to visit him, ya gotta go to the "puzzel factory"

puzzel factory by 187onallgayassrappaz June 21, 2010