Punts is a multi purpose word that can be used as a replacement for any verb or noun when speaking to another who understands the meaning of punts. Punts is a magical word and allows for free speech when in the company of those who can not comprehend punts. Punts can be put in any sentence at any time, without judgment or questioning.
What about punts?
I really want to punt that punt tonight.
I really need her to give me a great punt.
Thats puntin' sweet.
Thats fuckin puntariffic and puntastic all in one !
Punts.
by The Professional Punt October 21, 2007
45 more definitions
Top Definition
(MIT slang) (1) To skip class (2) To avoid doing work. Ant: tool.
by Anonymous November 07, 2003
To be kicked.
Dag yo!
by Anonymous April 05, 2003
To kick an object as far and hard as possible
you punted the ball over the fence bell-end!
by bob bmac August 29, 2006
To have a bet.
John: I have a feeling QPR will beat Man U today.
Alex: At 14/1, it's worth a punt!
by Top Tipster January 10, 2013
To 'have a punt' means to bet prospectively on something that probably won't win.
"What so you think Shergar is coming in at Cheltenham?"

"Not really, but I'll have punt on that"

or

"That stuck up bitch over there only sleeps with guys who have at least 10 grand in their pocket and a diamond bed to sleep on"

"Fuck mate, have a punt, if it don't work out, nothing lost."
by cocktwist March 18, 2010
The official currency of the Republic of Ireland prior to the comming of the Euro. People usually referred to them as pounds as the official name was technically the Irish for 'pound', as a result the official name was more commonly used when speaking Irish.
Tá cúig phunt agam. (I have five punts)
by Waraddict October 29, 2006
Flat bottomed, small, open boat that is powered by a person pushing along with a long pole. Similar to a Venetian gondola. Used in shallow waters (unless you have a really long pole.)
The waters around Cambridge University are often full of silly punts.
by robcraine November 22, 2005

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