Punkey

Someone who is highly annoying, extremly boring and has the overall personality of a rock. Punkeys come in all shapes and forms some may be fat and others may have horoscope tattoos. They all however share the same traits of cockblocking, bad direction, stalking, obsession and talking rubbish.

Tristan : " Did you see Johann today?"

Samir: "Johann? Man that guy is a real Punkey"

Tristan: "I know right thank god he isn't here"

by Samir_Rk December 14, 2012

mourch punkey

that same as porch monkey. just sounds cooler

hay man get up yout acting like a mourch punkey

by thatguywiththeface February 16, 2009