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8.
One of the few races that can get any amount of bitches they want.The first part of Punjabi (punj) means 5, and that's how many more bitches we get than any other race
The chicks....yeaaa boiii.
White Guy: I'm pimpin it yo, 3 bitches at once
Punjabi Guy: Ha, you pathetic little white guy, I got eight.
by G-Rora October 17, 2009
 
9.
1. <adjective> Relating to the Punjab - a region covering part of Pakistan and part of India.

2. <noun> A South Asian ethnic group found predominantly in the Punjab. 90 million Punjabis live in Pakistan, 30 million in India, 2 million in the UK and just under 1 million in Canada. Most Punjabis are Muslims, although many are Sikhs and smaller numbers belong to other religions.

3. <noun> A language spoken by most Punjabis and also by many non-Punjabis living in India or Pakistan.

4. <noun> A term sometimes used as a racial slur to refer to people of South Asian origin. Also sometimes applied (perhaps mistakenly) to those not of South Asian origin, such as Arabs, Turks, Persians and Berbers.
1. "The Punjabi landscape is beautifully mountainous."

2. "My mother's a Punjabi and my father's a Pashtun."

3. "I don't speak Punjabi very well."

4. "Go back home, you stupid fat Punjabi!"
by HallOfMirrors June 23, 2009
 
10.
the act of shoving a very large, painfull object up one's ass.
You can go punjabi yourself and the horse you rode in on.
by bbsg December 07, 2011
 
11.
A person orginating from Punjab india which is located in the Northern region of India. Most Punjabi's speak Hindi and are either Sikh or Hindu. Sikh Jatt Punjabis dislike Hindu Punjabis. Many are good in business. Punjabi men have higher sex drives and are aggressive. Punjabi men are also more likely to have marital affairs than South Indian men. Punjabi women usually work at home with their spouse and gain 40 pounds after marriage. Most Punjabis are usually lighter in complexion and compare it to the a story of north India being invaded by Alexander the Great. Although most Punjab's dislike Bengalis, they will surely eat Bengali sweets such as cham chams and ladoos.
Sanjay: Hey did you see Amar at the grocery store today? He owes me my money back for the property he bought.

Amir: Dude, that guy is Punjabi man, your'e not ever gonna see that cash again.

Sanjay: Damn cheap ass Punjabi's.
by OneSillyJatti May 21, 2010
 
12.
Decent people but also have a lot of sardars who get made fun of.

Ass wipes abcd "desi" kids who brag about shit their ancestors did.
From punjab = punjabi, decent people who have some douchebags.
by kikoinkokoland September 20, 2007
 
13.
Brown skinned guys usualy hindhu or siek and are hard workers and are from punjab and are known to be dedicated people and good warriors like the hindhu's who protect the sorry asses of the ungrateful sieks.
look at that big pun i think he's from punjabi for sure
by Big desi ass pun March 02, 2009
 
14.
Punjabi is actually the native language from Punjab. But im going to revise it a little. Like a hand job, the punjabi is a hand job for women. So for all of you finger blasters out there, its now PUNJABI!!!!
Man at the movies last night I gave my girlfriend a Punjabi!!

No shit!!

Yea, finger blasted the hell out of her.
by Big Country 24 May 09, 2009