Scientific term for the widely disseminated belief - prevalent both inside & outside Greater Punjab - that us Punjabi men have extra-small penises, which are both the size & tapering shape of baby carrots. In effect, the polar opposite of the 'Dravidian Penis Stereotype', which attributes extra-large penis size to Dalit-Dravidian men.

The anatomical peculiarity of the 'Punjabi Prawndick' is variously attributed to our Nordic-Iranian descent, our oversized obese bodies, or our love of alcohol. As a corollary, it is also generally believed that the wedge-like 'Punjabi Baby Carrot' is the root cause for the popularity of anal copulation or 'Punjabi Sex' across Pentapotamia. It is also universally held to be the primary reason our Punjabans prefer Afro-Dravidian & Negro-Caribbean men.

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Shakespearean term for a man with a short penis. Esp. applied to the stereotypical 'underendowed idiot', who acts stupid in order to trivialise (& hence come to terms with) his embarassing sex organ. The term alludes to the psychological tendency of short-penised (& indeed short-statured) men to become jokers & jesters of the moment. Humour serves as a convenient cover to gloss over their shortcomings.

Further, such males often exploit self-deprecating small penis jokes in order pre-empt harsher criticism from others. Simultaneously, they typically seek to induce feelings of compassion in their listeners, esp. in members of the feminine gender.

Thus, as Paros notes, the 'pathetic prawndick' is an extremely common phenomenon: "In our world, however, it's the three-inch fool ... who clearly is the rule." ('The erotic tongue: a sexual lexicon' Lawrence Paros, Seattle: Madrona Publishers, 1984, np)

Meanwhile, Partridge observes: "three-inch fool. A short-penis'd man. `Curtis. Away, you three inch fool! I am no beast. - Grumio. Am I but three inches? why, thy horn is a foot; and so long am I at the least'. The Taming, IV i.25-27. Opposed to this slighting reference is the old folklore proverb - not to be found in the dictionaries of proverbs! - 'Short and thick Does the trick'." - 'Shakespeare's Bawdy' Eric Partridge. 4 ed...